sir-hathaway:

The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

sir-hathaway:

The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

krudman:

I wrote this stupid joke, couldn’t stop laughing at it, and then drew it. [x]

kittygotwet:

my fave thing in video games is when you just leave a character standing there for a minute and they start looking around or straightening their clothes or stretching it’s just great 

plunged:

swag backwards is gaws and gaws means i love you in a language i just made up and i think that’s beautiful 

shinjiikari:

instantly generate a 2013 url

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: James

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: James

Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

romangodfrey:

i-kan-do-zat-i-kan-do-zat:

SO I REMEMBERED SEEING A VIDEO ON HERE ABOUT GORDON RAMSAY SHOWING HOW TO PROPERLY COOK EGGS. I WANTED EGGS FOR DINNER, SO I LOOKED UP THE VIDEO AND MADE THEM.

I TWEETED GORDON ABOUT IT AND I GOT A RESPONSE

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NOT ONLY DID I GET A RESPONSE, BUT I GOT A COMPLIMENT. HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THAT? 

many years I’ve been looking for a way to properly measure someone’s level of success in life and I think I’ve found it