i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold
I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT
WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point
she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
[senpai passes me the blunt] *gasps* an indirect kiss!!!